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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

RULES:

  1. Your post must be a screen capture of a microblog-type post that includes the UI of the site it came from, preferably also including the avatar and username of the original poster. Including relevant comments made to the original post is encouraged.
  2. Your post, included comments, or your title/comment should include some kind of commentary or remark on the subject of the screen capture. Your title must include at least one word relevant to your post.
  3. You are encouraged to provide a link back to the source of your screen capture in the body of your post.
  4. Current politics and news are allowed, but discouraged. There MUST be some kind of human commentary/reaction included (either by the original poster or you). Just news articles or headlines will be deleted.
  5. Doctored posts/images and AI are allowed, but discouraged. You MUST indicate this in your post (even if you didn't originally know). If an image is found to be fabricated or edited in any way and it is not properly labeled, it will be deleted.
  6. Absolutely no NSFL content.
  7. Be nice. Don't take anything personally. Take political debates to the appropriate communities. Take personal disagreements & arguments to private messages.
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[–] BeUnique@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

What kind of person has their shit together enough that their socks are in the same place as their shoes? I have to make sure I have 5 minutes set aside of my getting ready time to search for the socks that magically disappear when I need them.

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You should fold your socks together when they come out of the dryer.

Do this: buy all new socks, all the same color and brand, so they all match each other. Then you can just take any two and fold them together. If you're missing a sock, just leave the odd one in the dryer for the next time through, eventually, you'll find the other sock, and they'll be reunited. Also, when you take your socks off, don't leave them balled up, or turned inside out, so when they come out of the dryer they're ready to fold.

This is what I taught my kids. They had their own sock color, as did I. We always knew whose sock was on the floor in the hallway.

[–] BeUnique@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 weeks ago

Hey look, this person's kids are already more skilled at keeping their shit together than I am. Good job!

I completely agree with you! I have done this before but the bulk socks I bought were low quality so they wore out super quick getting holes in them. This caused me to revert back to my various branded socks... They were a brand that used to be good called Golden Toe. I used to use them when I worked in my feet all day because they were thicker and more durable. Not anymore apparently. I should do this again with better socks! Thanks for the advice.