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I saw it coming from a kilometer away!

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[–] dhork@lemmy.world 43 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Punchline should have been "... from 1.6 km away"

[–] okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 15 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I was going to argue for the length to be in school busses or (american) football fields

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 7 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] backalleycoyote@lemmy.today 3 points 4 weeks ago

Freedom pigeons.