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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

RULES:

  1. Your post must be a screen capture of a microblog-type post that includes the UI of the site it came from, preferably also including the avatar and username of the original poster. Including relevant comments made to the original post is encouraged.
  2. Your post, included comments, or your title/comment should include some kind of commentary or remark on the subject of the screen capture. Your title must include at least one word relevant to your post.
  3. You are encouraged to provide a link back to the source of your screen capture in the body of your post.
  4. Current politics and news are allowed, but discouraged. There MUST be some kind of human commentary/reaction included (either by the original poster or you). Just news articles or headlines will be deleted.
  5. Doctored posts/images and AI are allowed, but discouraged. You MUST indicate this in your post (even if you didn't originally know). If an image is found to be fabricated or edited in any way and it is not properly labeled, it will be deleted.
  6. Absolutely no NSFL content.
  7. Be nice. Don't take anything personally. Take political debates to the appropriate communities. Take personal disagreements & arguments to private messages.
  8. No advertising, brand promotion, or guerrilla marketing.

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[–] DagwoodIII@piefed.social 111 points 2 days ago (2 children)

"I hate being a housewife. You cook, you clean, you do laundry, and then six months later you have to do it all again."

Joan Rivers

[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Unironically me with anything to do with dust

It just doesn't bother me. I sanitize stuff, but I can raise a whole dust bunny farm for 6 months before I touch the vacuum cleaner

[–] Evotech@lemmy.world 2 points 18 hours ago (1 children)
[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 3 points 15 hours ago

[ peaks head out from under pile of dust bunnies ]

No! 😠 No clankers in my house!

[ pets dust bunny like a Bond villain ]

[–] TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 days ago (3 children)
[–] VinegarChunks@lemmus.org 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog: you may understand it better but it kills the subject

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Speaking as a standup comic, not being literal.