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Damn straight I tell you h'what (lemmy.ml)
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[โ€“] A_norny_mousse@piefed.zip 12 points 2 hours ago

Every time I touch a Windows computer, after 5 minutes, me hacking on the keyboard: "Why ๐Ÿ”จ Can't ๐Ÿ”จ I ๐Ÿ”จ Just ๐Ÿ”จ Do ๐Ÿ”จ This ๐Ÿ”จ!!!"

Then I have to explain to my coworkers (where else would I touch a Windows computer) that I'm actually a very leet hacker, just on a different OS ๐Ÿ˜ณ