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[–] squirrel@cake.kobel.fyi 24 points 1 hour ago (2 children)

On my computer...

Microsoft: There's no such thing

[–] huquad@lemmy.ml 3 points 26 minutes ago

I think you mean our computer comrade

[–] tabular@lemmy.world 9 points 1 hour ago

On my computer

Microsoft: that's where you're wrong kiddo

[–] Bloefz@lemmy.world 1 points 23 minutes ago* (last edited 22 minutes ago)

Microsoft are now automatically syncing the documents folder to OneDrive too, that's how they get you.

It also hides local folders in explorer now if your have OneDrive (which my employer turns on).

[–] A_norny_mousse@piefed.zip 10 points 1 hour ago

Every time I touch a Windows computer, after 5 minutes, me hacking on the keyboard: "Why 🔨 Can't 🔨 I 🔨 Just 🔨 Do 🔨 This 🔨!!!"

Then I have to explain to my coworkers (where else would I touch a Windows computer) that I'm actually a very leet hacker, just on a different OS 😳

[–] Witchfire@lemmy.world 6 points 1 hour ago

Adobe does the same exact fucking bullshit

[–] einlander@lemmy.world 6 points 1 hour ago

You mean "This Computer" they renamed it.

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 1 points 48 minutes ago

Recently started using a Win11 machine at my new job. Fuck me is file explorer a pile of shit. Remove gallery and onedrive links... wtf do you mean I need to use the registry editor to remove/hide some things on the side bar of file explorer?

[–] blackbeans@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

You can hit F12 to save documents locally in Office applications, it bypasses all the Onedrive trash

[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 6 points 1 hour ago

"Look at what they need just to mimic a fraction of our power!"