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I married a half horse human 10 years ago. Every anniversary I tell them I love them (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 month ago by 64bithero@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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And that they are the centaur of my universe…

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[–] AmidFuror@fedia.io 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That's a very nasty stereotype about centaurs. They can speak as well as any human. Just because they code switch when amongst each other doesn't make them incapable of proper diction.

[–] jordanlund@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

How DARE you assume I was talking about the Centaur! 😉