"How long you been married?"
"CLOP-CLOP-CLOP-CLOP-CLOP-CLOP-CLOP-CLOP-CLOP-CLOP"
this post was submitted on 26 May 2026
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Did OP marry Clever Hans' centaur cousin?
That's a very nasty stereotype about centaurs. They can speak as well as any human. Just because they code switch when amongst each other doesn't make them incapable of proper diction.
How DARE you assume I was talking about the Centaur! 😉
They’re a late sleeper, so every morning I have to tell them to giddy up.
You should probably tell them that more often than anniversaries.
I would but I don’t want my voice to get horse
Do you love me back?
Neigh!