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I tried so hard to make this point in my HS english class. She'd deride us for not using "sucks" the way it's defined in the dictionary or whatever else we'd say. Lady, the word "sucks" is uttered about 10 billion times a day, and only about 1/10 of those are about differences in pressure. But yes please lecture me on what the meaning of the word is.
epilogue
After I graduated, she and her husband invited me to their house for "internet tutoring." WIthin 15 minutes they were trying to fuck me. And thus I discovered the rumors about her were true.
Took a turn for sure
Too bad for her that slang is also in the dictionary.
Are you M. Night Shyamalan? Because that was a hell of a twist.
So did she suck or nah?
Also, wtf is internet tutoring? They were gonna teach you how to use the internet?
Look, I’m gonna need a screenplay. Nothing X-rated, R will do, but damn.