Dad Jokes

23438 readers

728 users here now

Description

This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

Rules

Clean jokes only please. If you cannot tell this joke to a 5-year-old and they can understand, you probably shouldn’t post it here. Please post edgier jokes to: !unclejokes@lemmy.world
Adult topics with which to be cautious or avoided: drugs, sex, death, racism.
Must post text, image (e.g., meme), or direct link. Do not post external links that cannot be viewed directly from the community (e.g., link to joke website, Facebook, Instagram, etc.)
Follow Lemmy.World Code of Conduct

founded 3 years ago

MODERATORS

179

submitted 1 day ago by Tugboater203@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

2 comments fedilink hide all child comments

So I turned it into wine

you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments

[–] testfactor@lemmy.world 28 points 1 day ago

Not as much a dad joke, but a similar joke by Emo Phillips that always makes me chuckle:

I found a wallet on the street with $100 in it. I was going to keep it, rather than return it, but then I thought, "how would I feel?"

And then I realized. I would want... to be taught a lesson.