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Today the CIA gang-stalkers said I'm supposed to get drunk and hit on cashiers. Be friendly at least. Hard. Can't do what the cross-talkers said to do in a Demonstrative Performative Transmission; just talk. Oh what I'd do today? Oh well, y'know, my CIA life partner is in the hospital as part of his ploy to defraud the government in which he shoe-horned my help in this matter by having me report honestly at how he is manipulating me just as he manipulates doctors. Oh, and I wrote a poem. Jacked off once. Wrote 2k words in that true story of me getting taken advantage of by the cult. God talked to me again, he said...what? American Gladiator? You watched that all weekend? Oh, I see you have the full capacity to empathize with me. Better open up about how I like my sister's feet. And this is what I live with. Never good enough. Dad beat tf outta me. Shit in my soul. Won't even talk to me now. Not good enough. Well, all you fucks are gunna feel my wrath in Heaven.

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[–] 98vesselsreptile@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Good meme. But also maybe take the meme’s advice and take it easy on the weed

[–] Impractical_Island@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

No, I just frequently bleed from the anus. I am quite good at it. Like half a liter a day, I could do. According to "science." Stupid bimbalasts as the righteous Christ did speak with authority to say nothing.

I don't even know how the repolds work as the system recongenisizing itself has nine one six over two, and that's even to keep me outta jail, I think.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Will you prove that for me?