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Genie granted me one wish, but with a condition that my enemy will get two times more. (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 week ago by Tugboater203@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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I asked for 120/80 blood pressure

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[–] mech@feddit.org 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'd ask for a healthy brain that keeps me mentally sharp until I die.
My enemy will get 2 brains, squishing each other in his head and killing him instantly.

[–] tanisnikana@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Well, no, you had a brain, now you got a second. But your enemy has three, I suppose.