Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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Clean jokes only please. If you cannot tell this joke to a 5-year-old and they can understand, you probably shouldn’t post it here. Please post edgier jokes to: !unclejokes@lemmy.world
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submitted 1 week ago by Tugboater203@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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I asked for 120/80 blood pressure

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[–] vagrancyand@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Wish for "blowjobs from my enemy's mother"

Congrats, you win no matter what.

[–] ramius345@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Congratulations, your enemy is getting a blowjob from your mother.

[–] SparroHawc@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 week ago

And twice as many.