Dad Jokes

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Genie granted me one wish, but with a condition that my enemy will get two times more. (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 week ago by Tugboater203@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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I asked for 120/80 blood pressure

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[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Being rich in a capitalist society is pretty great. What sucks about capitalism is that everyone can't share in how kicksss being rich is, because all the kickass parts of being rich require a fuckton of people to be poor & suffering while you wring the benefits from them.

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 week ago

☝️This guy gets it.