Dad Jokes

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Genie granted me one wish, but with a condition that my enemy will get two times more. (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 week ago by Tugboater203@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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I asked for 120/80 blood pressure

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[–] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

See that’s where we differ, I’m an asshole to everyone! Because I’m the CIA and that’s how we do!

[–] tanisnikana@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That’s entirely fair, and I apologize for last night, when I took the Shit That Won’t Quit™ and your boss said you’d be docked pay if you flinched away from watching.

[–] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Not gonna lie, I was both disgusted and impressed at the same time, kinda like when you drive past a horrific car crash and can’t stop looking