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It is what it is (suppo.fi)
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[โ€“] Starik@lemmy.world 51 points 3 months ago (1 children)

They already share a checking account. Seems like marriage is just a formality at this point.

[โ€“] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 5 points 3 months ago

Not when it comes to paying that bill it ain't you're on your own, dipshit