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It is what it is (suppo.fi)
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[–] iamericandre@lemmy.world 10 points 1 hour ago (2 children)

I wish I had 15k in my checking account

[–] coolie4@lemmy.world 2 points 14 minutes ago

$15k, even if you have it, is way too much to leave sitting in a checking account. At the very least invest it in something with high liquidity like the VOO

[–] Frozengyro@lemmy.world 3 points 14 minutes ago (1 children)

Gotta stop with the avo toast and Starbucks, then you'll be there in a matter of weeks.

[–] homes@piefed.world 25 points 2 hours ago

Sorry, honey, I just wanted to make breakfast

[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago

Soon to be ~~Crash~~GitHub Copilot users too.

[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

'Cause if you like it, then you should've put a ring buffer on it

[–] wyldrstallyns@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 minutes ago* (last edited 3 minutes ago)

She doesn't offer the trench run unless you've ringed at least one AT-AT first.