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porch pirates took my troyan horse
They're gonna have quite the surprise!
Yeah forget glitter bottoms.
this wooden horse tastes like Greek
Honestly, a more true to reality story would be the Greeks winding up in a pirate/barbarian camp and brokering a deal on collaborative raids and blockades until Troy accepted surrender terms or collapsed.
Porch pirates took my Trojans!
"You mean the horse?"
Uhhh.... Kind of?