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Anon awakens something (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 7 hours ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 32 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

Sometimes I feel like women only want me for my BWC.

[–] daggermoon@piefed.world 2 points 3 hours ago

Hi Albert!

[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 11 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Well most water closets are tiled and can't be.jumped on at all.

[–] wyldrstallyns@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

If it's tiled, though, it's at least duo-chromatic, right? I'm no expert on the spec for black water closets, but I'm pretty sure there some sort of vetting sequence. Maybe. Is there a commode doc around here?

[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

Ooooh, black water closets. Bouncy is my forte and I just assumed. How embarassing.