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[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 80 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

One week without water creates hallucinations and puts one near death.

[–] Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 106 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

You spelled makes you immune to physical attack wrong

[–] hypnicjerk@lemmy.world 15 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

You wanna match? My face and your ass, how about that, friend? ... I mean, your face and my ass!

[–] mig@lemmy.world 14 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Corpses are fairly immune to physical attack.

[–] IratePirate@feddit.org 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

snaps dried-up arm off like a twig from a dead tree

Nope. Nope, they aren't.

[–] JackTea@piefed.world 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

The key point is you aren't attacking so much as breaking apart a body. You have to be afraid of being hurt. They don't care. They're dead. Coincidentally I don't care. Wait. Am I dead?

[–] mig@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

It's not attack, it's loot. HP (0)

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

- your lawyer faints, and the judge spits out their water -

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Can't bleed out if your blood has the viscosity of axle grease

[–] UnrefinedChihuahua@lemmy.dbzer0.com 37 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I was always taught that, generally, 3 days without water = death.

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 23 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

i think depends on weather, hot and dry can kill you faster than that

[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

Weather : 🇫🇷

[–] toynbee@piefed.social 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

My dad went into a coma after two strokes. I had recently learned the "three minutes without oxygen, three days without water, three weeks without food" thing. Per his documented wishes, no attempt was made to keep him going. I was astounded at how long he kept breathing. Every day I expected to wake up to a message saying that he had died, but he just kept going. (He did eventually die but it took a lot longer than anticipated.)

My mom experienced end stage renal disease. She stated that she could feel herself mentally deteriorating and had no hope of improving in the future. She chose to take herself off of dialysis. Five days into that week she also went into a coma. Two days later she was dead.

Sorry. I had a point I was trying to make (lack of intake can hurt you but the details vary) but I got distracted.

[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Terrible things to have to go through. I hope you are doing OK.

[–] toynbee@piefed.social 2 points 3 weeks ago

Thank you. Both messed with me for a while, but both were a while ago. I'm okay now.

[–] ImWaitingForRetcons@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

Assuming he doesn’t abstain from water-containing foods, he might live longer

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 3 points 3 weeks ago

at least he will become like beef jerky meat.