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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

RULES:

  1. Your post must be a screen capture of a microblog-type post that includes the UI of the site it came from, preferably also including the avatar and username of the original poster. Including relevant comments made to the original post is encouraged.
  2. Your post, included comments, or your title/comment should include some kind of commentary or remark on the subject of the screen capture. Your title must include at least one word relevant to your post.
  3. You are encouraged to provide a link back to the source of your screen capture in the body of your post.
  4. Current politics and news are allowed, but discouraged. There MUST be some kind of human commentary/reaction included (either by the original poster or you). Just news articles or headlines will be deleted.
  5. Doctored posts/images and AI are allowed, but discouraged. You MUST indicate this in your post (even if you didn't originally know). If an image is found to be fabricated or edited in any way and it is not properly labeled, it will be deleted.
  6. Absolutely no NSFL content.
  7. Be nice. Don't take anything personally. Take political debates to the appropriate communities. Take personal disagreements & arguments to private messages.
  8. No advertising, brand promotion, or guerrilla marketing.

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[โ€“] Hadriscus@jlai.lu 12 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (1 children)

Sometimes I'll be watering my aloe vera and if the neighbour kids are around I'll say something like "things take time to grow" with a mysterious smile and hope they become filmmakers who will credit me in their acclaimed directorial debut at Cannes

My goal is to someday be a mysterious old lady, taking walks alone with a bag of various, nonsensical items over my shoulder.

I want to come across lone hikers, reach into my bag, pull out something random and say, "Take this. It will help you on your journey."

Then walk away into the fog without another word.