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Rest in peace.... (lemmy.zip)

submitted 1 week ago by roserose56@lemmy.zip to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 111 points 1 week ago (2 children)

What a power move. Now he gets a paid day off.

[–] DickFiasco@sh.itjust.works 29 points 1 week ago (1 children)

John's playing 4D chess

[–] roofuskit@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago

He'll be the next US president, but for that he'll have to actually destroy everything he touches, not just make threats to do it.

[–] bamboo@lemmy.blahaj.zone 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I had a coworker who tried something like this on a federal holiday, ended up bringing down production on everyone's day off, and ruining a bunch of people's days to clean up the mess just because someone was trying to go above and beyond.

[–] matlag@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago

Some managers would praise him for his "spirit", congratulate the rest of the team for their "sacrifice", and still not give anyone a bonus nor a raise, because "that's just the job!".