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Is this an American thing? You guys can't just take an order you need a big goofy smile and then flirt and compliment every single customer?
Sounds rough
Welcome to Costco I love you
Everyone's job tells them to do it, but 10% actually care.
I think with enough spite, we can push that into single-digit territory. Who's with me?
Sounds like someone only has the minimum amount of flare 😬
Oh, this is what people mean when they say "Don't be a stan"? I thought they were just being racist towards Central Asia...
If you’re actually serious, being a “Stan” originates from the song called “Stan” by Eminem, where a guy named Stan is an extremely obsessed fan
I was only half-serious
Yes this is the cultural reference that Stan originates from. The vest flair guy.
Great, Tashkent is back on the bucket list!
yes, our culture is so fucking weird.
and if you don't smile and flirt then you get fired. the customers don't even care, but the management does.
our cashiers also can't sit down, ever.
Everyone hates working for American companies when they try and push American customer service onto anyone else.
I don't want to be told thank you for calling the company, I'm calling because there's a problem because I want something not to have a chat. It's so cringe-worthy.
You don't need to smile and flirt with every customer... but then NO TIP!! And then you can't afford your apartment's rent. Might not even be able to afford enough food to make it through the month. But it's your choice. Land of the free.
We're tipping convenience store clerks now?
With Square payment terminals at any store, tips are just a mis-tap away
Tip jars have been a thing in small stores for a long time. Its usually where people drop their pennies and nickles.
I’m not from be US. The first time I learned about give a penny, take a penny was on My Name is Earl. Is it really a thing?
Tip jars are different than give a penny take a penny. Tips are for the employees.
The penny thing was from back when cash was regularly used and pennies were annoying so sometimes stores would have a little dish thing for pennies to be used for rounding out purchases. The gas station I worked at in the 90s had them because we didn't need to keep as many pennies on hand for making change when we could use a spare penny to avoid giving out four.
So your store relied on charity to steal pennies for the company... sounds about right
We always put a few pennies in when it emptied out and never put pennies back into the register. At best it was the company spending a small amount for customers to trade pennies around both to benefit them and the company.
When I paid with cash I loved the give a penny take a penny.
Are you thinking of those charity jars where people donate loose change? That is something completely different and no we did not have those charity jars in the store.
My place technically allows it, by the left over change people didn't want from their gas/snacks. I usually get about an extra dollar every shift, from all the extra coins.
I then usually keep all the pennies in a coffee tin and then take them to a coinstar.