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Edit: I can’t believe I have to add this, but this is a joke and is not real. 🤦‍♂️

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[–] FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com 49 points 2 hours ago (4 children)

Is this real or a joke? Because honestly I’d believe it.

[–] mushroommunk@lemmy.today 43 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

It's a joke. Their real method nowadays is just asking AI to generate bug free code and then using it without any validation

[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 3 points 43 minutes ago (1 children)

You fool! You have to ask the LLM for bug free secure code, or it will be riddled with security vulnerabilities!

[–] prime_number_314159@lemmy.world 2 points 28 minutes ago

Did you tell it to not make any mistakes, and double check its work, and write valid, comprehensive integration tests and stand up a development environment, and make a team of QA agents to verify that the development environment is running correctly?

Not doing that is a recipe for disaster. Oh, and tell it to make backups.

[–] Dagnet@lemmy.world 6 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

The joke seems more efficient tho

[–] Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 hours ago

That has never stopped MAIcrosoft before

[–] comador@lemmy.world 23 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (1 children)

It's a joke, but the fact is that the diagnose button only searches event logs and windows system logs for errors against only a small dictionary of problems.

This is exactly why Microsoft has been playing with a locally installed nano AI driven fix it utility for future updates: the current one sucks.

edit link:

https://windowsforum.com/threads/revolutionizing-windows-troubleshooting-with-ai-powered-fix-it-button-in-windows-11.365216/

[–] biscuit@lemdro.id 10 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

To be fair it'll also reset adapters/devices by disabling and reenabling them, which can help with basic issues.

Ngl in the last 15 years I have unfortunately been using windows the troubleshooting function never worked, not even once. And it's not like I didn't have issues, there were plenty; plenty stupid ones as well.

[–] jbrains@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 hours ago

It's a joke: they'd never return a sensible exit code.

[–] phoenixarise@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago

If it’s a joke, it’s not terribly far from the truth.