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Some elders showed him tiktok and he spent the next thousand years scrolling.
From Alduin's perspective, not a minute before that scene, he was fighting the humans who had just insulted his nonexistent mother and called him a mortal, finite, temporary bitch, of course he started blasting.
Joke's on him if he's as short-tempered as Anhaedra.