This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.
Be warned:
If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.
Some elders showed him tiktok and he spent the next thousand years scrolling.
From Alduin's perspective, not a minute before that scene, he was fighting the humans who had just insulted his nonexistent mother and called him a mortal, finite, temporary bitch, of course he started blasting.
Joke's on him if he's as short-tempered as Anhaedra.
I never played Skyrim.
Todd will visit you in your sleep.
Have you ever been to the Cloud District? I thought not.
Nobody knew at that point that the player character was the dragonborn yet, right?