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[–] rustydrd@sh.itjust.works 32 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Such an alpha move when, if someone sits you down, you first get up and sit down on the other side of them before you respond.

[–] sadie_sorceress@sh.itjust.works 17 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Also pushing the book shelf across the room and rearranging all the books

[–] chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

And replanting the trees outside so they face in the opposite direction!

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago

Don't be ridiculous. The alpha move is to get a mirror and place it facing of both of you.