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[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 6 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

The entire server went horny crazy, I was like "well, I have no problem just giving people nudes".

I eventually said as much.

100% sure even if I am physically attractive, my personality is unfuckable.

But that is ok.

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (1 children)

Ok so it actually was a power move to essentially bonk everyone and send them to horny jail.

That does actually make sense, as a tactic.

You basically called everyone's bluff.

... but I also do need to tell you that there are solutions to an 'unfuckable personality'.

One is a ball gag.

Another is ... you can actually change.

Yet another is... if you are genuienly ok with that... well then that actually is just fine.

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 1 points 3 hours ago

No, I feel something is wrong with me, and I can't claw my way out of it.

So just had to detach zen-style. I applied this to all aspects of life.

I feel a lot of it is being poor on both time and money, and burnout.

I also pretty much am already being investigated with heavy suspicion of ADHD.

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (1 children)

Addendum:

I, as well, enjoy games with power moves.

... send me your nudes >:D

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 1 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Ok, I would not usually even consider for a dude, but fuck it, have to reward that.

How do you want me? Also, without undies too?

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Send me whatever you were going to send them.

... probably in a DM. Unless... you ... want to horny bonk all of lemmy. ... I guess you could post to gone wild ... ?

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 1 points 3 hours ago

Personally, think I was just going to post myself in underpants? Even I'm not that you know.