He did say sorry and that's a stereotype.
this post was submitted on 27 Jul 2026
688 points (99.0% liked)
Lemmy Shitpost
41058 readers
5123 users here now
Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.
Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!
Rules:
1. Be Respectful
Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.
Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.
...
2. No Illegal Content
Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.
That means:
-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals
-No CSA content or Revenge Porn
-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)
...
3. No Spam
Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.
-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.
-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.
-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers
-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.
...
4. No Porn/Explicit
Content
-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.
-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.
...
5. No Enciting Harassment,
Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts
-Do not Brigade other Communities
-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.
-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.
-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.
...
6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.
-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.
-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.
...
If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.
Also check out:
Partnered Communities:
1.Memes
10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)
Reach out to
All communities included on the sidebar are to be made in compliance with the instance rules. Striker
founded 3 years ago
MODERATORS
Then you have the American getting an STD from their fin Dom and blaming it on the Canadian
What I don’t understand is how anyone is capable of believing that a terribly lit picture of them tugging on their wiener over the toilet is sexually appealing.
Dicks are beautiful when they’re framed with respect. There’s so much variety in size, color, shape… Grindr is a good place to go if you want art references because you’ll see how crazy different guys dicks are from each other. But so few men spend more than 5 seconds thinking about how to properly display their assets.
Hi, thanks for asking, could You describe it first, before showing actual offer? I'd like to take my time on that.
well it's in a jar and garlic dill flavored
I actually did a version of this when I offered nudes to someone in public on a Discord server, she declined and I was like "thought so".
.... this is confusing to me.
Like... you're doing a kind of power move, but like, in reverse.
...hrm.
The entire server went horny crazy, I was like "well, I have no problem just giving people nudes".
I eventually said as much.
100% sure even if I am physically attractive, my personality is unfuckable.
But that is ok.
Ok so it actually was a power move to essentially bonk everyone and send them to horny jail.
That does actually make sense, as a tactic.
You basically called everyone's bluff.
... but I also do need to tell you that there are solutions to an 'unfuckable personality'.
One is a ball gag.
Another is ... you can actually change.
Yet another is... if you are genuienly ok with that... well then that actually is just fine.
No, I feel something is wrong with me, and I can't claw my way out of it.
So just had to detach zen-style. I applied this to all aspects of life.
I feel a lot of it is being poor on both time and money, and burnout.
I also pretty much am already being investigated with heavy suspicion of ADHD.
Addendum:
I, as well, enjoy games with power moves.
... send me your nudes >:D
Ok, I would not usually even consider for a dude, but fuck it, have to reward that.
How do you want me? Also, without undies too?
Send me whatever you were going to send them.
... probably in a DM. Unless... you ... want to horny bonk all of lemmy. ... I guess you could post to gone wild ... ?
Personally, think I was just going to post myself in underpants? Even I'm not that you know.
Really tired of the association between "Canadian" and "polite." Canadian men are terrible at taking pictures of their dicks too, and they share those pics incessantly. Don't let some of them read this and then think to themselves, "I'm polite about my grainy, unfocused, dick pics even if I don't always ask, because I'm Canadian."
Canadian men are terrible at taking pictures of their dicks
It really is rude to compose shots so poorly.
It's like they've never bothered to learn to crank that F-stop while increasing the exposure to get that shallow depth of field. It gives an illusion of depth.
I like to use a 60mm prime lens on an MFT to give it a crop-factor equivalent of 120mm.
And go with a snooted strobe to get that shadow detail. Ring flashes are lazy and have no chatacter.
See, I get you're joking, but I'm not clear if it's because you're a hobbyist who saw an opportunity to info dump a bit for hyperbole, or if you're using that hyperbole to suggest that it is an unrealistic expectation for dick pics to look sexy in any way possible (rather than just a dimly lit, unclear shot of someone's unmaintained and unwashed patchy pubes and greasy dick)
The real joke for the shutterbugs was the 60mm lens on the micro four-thirds camera.
It's for macro photography. Sample (safe) picture from the lens using the end of a ballpoint pen:
I need this set up for my dick pics.
Make it look huge
Yeah, clearly not a lot of photographers in here.
I highly doubt anyone is taking this seriously.
Of course not, that's why it's a problem. Don't act like you are unaware of the conception I'm talking about. I'm saying that the fact that it can be evoked and accepted so easily is a problem given that Canadians are hardly more polite than anyone else, and many if not most of them are bigoted in some major way.
This would win brownie points
When dudes open up with a dick pic on Grindr I am just like "Good. They have the item I'm looking for in stock."
Damn imagine if there was a shortage of dicks
Have you been on Grindr? Nothing but bottoms. There totally is a shortage of dick lol
seriously?
Yes
I'm not quite sure how to feel about that. Is it that easy for tops or like, is it a honeypot for tops?
I mean, I'm not a top, so I don't really know haha
What a horrible time to join
Damn, maybe I should consider turning gay
You could always do they like do in mexico (from my experience, anyway), you're totally straight so long as you only top or get head. You're only gay if you're the bottom/pasivo.
Do this, and increase the percentage of tops on Grindr. Lol. Right now they're at a buffet, and they're way too damn picky for it lmao
The s is hilarious to find out that they carry my logic. Before I had kids I used to joke with my friends I'm fine with my kids being gay so long as they pitch and not catch lol
I think I read a sci-fi about that
load more comments
(3 replies)
Eh? What are you on aboot?
we hit land in an hour, why?
also how could you tell, that's kind of creepy. creepier than me, so i need to lkearn this skill
No I’m on sandals
Oh, sorry.
I call fake! The initial question didn't end with "eh?"
Buncha hosers!
This weirdly looks like it could happen...
I've had a few dudes approach me in a similar way. If you're interacting in porno spaces online, it's more common than you'd think, buuuut unfortunately still a lot less common than dudes who don't treat me like a person.
Are unsolicited pictures of Dick Van Dyke ok?
Oh, pants, now I've asked they won't be unsolicited. I need to really rethink my dick game plans!!
deck pics are also high scorers. "ohhhh forgive my typo"
load more comments
(1 replies)
load more comments
(8 replies)
view more: next ›