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My favorite is the one when they text me that they hacked my phone and took video of me masturbating while watching porn. I'm like "homie, knowing that you're watching makes it so much hotter".
"Give me $7000 in bitcoin or I will send the video to your loved ones." Uh, joke's on you motherfucker.