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[–] Eternal192@anarchist.nexus 63 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

CEOs get paid a fuck ton of money for doing absolutely fuck all so even if do the absolute minimum i'm still doing more than those useless cunts.

[–] ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip 29 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

CEOs don't do fuck all, they perform the important function of making rock stupid decisions that hinder everyone else

[–] Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de 16 points 13 hours ago

And they need to be the fall guy with a golden parachute when the board chooses to do something they know is illegal. Very important.

[–] Eq0@literature.cafe 12 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

CEOs do sooo much! The very important board meeting over champagne, the wine and dine with possible investors, the after party with the lobbyists…. With a sprinkle of micro managing and a dash of tyranny

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago

This is really unfair. They honestly do a lot more than that. Golf, for example.