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[–] FavouriteShapes@sh.itjust.works 23 points 3 days ago (3 children)

I want to know EXACTLY how much masturbation makes one's "penis not work" but i suspect it differs from person to person.

Perhaps the first monks were people who wanked once and then went "oh no.... Oh no no no"

[–] Pacattack57@lemmy.world 35 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It doesn’t. Bro has ED and wants to blame it on porn and masterbation.

[–] FavouriteShapes@sh.itjust.works -1 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

You get that from porn and masturbation. Where else do you think he has gotten it from, or where do you think people usually get it from?

[–] Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Old age where your body stops functioning properly.

You also don't have to be a gymnast to get back pain.

[–] FavouriteShapes@sh.itjust.works -2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Young people can get ED from excessive porn use. What do you gain from lying about this?

You also don’t have to be a gymnast to get back pain.

Hence why it is laughable that you're presenting old age as the only route to ED

[–] Amnesigenic@lemmy.ml 0 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] FavouriteShapes@sh.itjust.works 0 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

You're pathetic and porn addicted

[–] Amnesigenic@lemmy.ml 1 points 10 minutes ago

Your weird puritanical repression is your own problem and does fuck all to support your insane claims

[–] Funkt4st1c@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

As an ex porn addict, if you have "ED" from porn specifically, its a mental thing. I had an issue where my wife and i couldnt get anything done (because i was masturbating just fine 4x a day)

Simply dont do that or stick to >once a day and youll be aight. Maybe do some exercise and eat well, jerk off without porn, etc

I agree. From my experience with maturation, the less you master bate, the better an erection is. And the less porn you use.

[–] Amnesigenic@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 days ago

The amount is none because that's not how penises work