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[–] Pacattack57@lemmy.world 35 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It doesn’t. Bro has ED and wants to blame it on porn and masterbation.

[–] FavouriteShapes@sh.itjust.works -1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

You get that from porn and masturbation. Where else do you think he has gotten it from, or where do you think people usually get it from?

[–] Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Old age where your body stops functioning properly.

You also don't have to be a gymnast to get back pain.

[–] FavouriteShapes@sh.itjust.works -2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Young people can get ED from excessive porn use. What do you gain from lying about this?

You also don’t have to be a gymnast to get back pain.

Hence why it is laughable that you're presenting old age as the only route to ED

[–] Amnesigenic@lemmy.ml 1 points 23 hours ago

No they can't, get a job