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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 68 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I also get super sweaty and start sliding around on the sest becsuse of it.

[–] Jojowski@sopuli.xyz 42 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I once had to lay down on the bathroom floor in a fetal position between rounds. Sweat was literally dripping. What a way to feel alive whilst expecting death!

[–] smh@slrpnk.net 3 points 16 hours ago

Maybe a vasovagal reaction? Drink water and cross your legs while on the toilet, try not to push too hard.

I've definitely had it bad enough that I had to lay in a cool bath between rounds. It sucks.

[–] ArchAengelus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Not an MD, but that sounds like a problem you might want a doctor to look at. My partner of many years had terrible gallstones that were fairly debilitating. When it got to its worst and she started turning yellow, a few days before she had an episode like you described.

Talk to your doctor about weird painful shits.

[–] Jojowski@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Nah, it's called "the Revenge from Beyond", you get it from eating Beyond burgers (or similar)

[–] tamal3@lemmy.world 5 points 18 hours ago

Uh I eat those all the time. I have never toilet-disrobed post-burger, but maybe post-long-run pre-burger? I think that has happened.

[–] Whostosay@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago

Or just ball out of control, your choice you know

[–] vrek@programming.dev 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Only once? That's not normal?

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] vrek@programming.dev 2 points 1 day ago

No, I just regularly abuse my body and the damage is building up

[–] Whostosay@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Bare minimum 33 other people have taken what I dub the "5 demon reamin'" shit

Also no one tells you to take the shirt off. And you don't do it half way or towards the end... It's a knowing. You just know. You plop that bad boy off and you literally wade through poo poo hell.

We are all called forth sooner or later.

[–] GreyEyedGhost@piefed.ca 6 points 1 day ago

Here's a song about your troubles.