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[–] Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz 130 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I like her posts, snapshots into someone leading a more interesting life than mine are nice.

[–] OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

Interesting? I guess.

[–] EggInDisguise@lemmy.blahaj.zone 85 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Never compare your everyday with someone else's claimed high points. Comparison is the thief of joy.

[–] bluesheep@sh.itjust.works 74 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I mean I find their posts interesting for that same reason, but I don't feel the need to get railed by old japanese men so I don't think much joy is being stolen from me

[–] tomi000@lemmy.world 15 points 11 hours ago
[–] SiegeRhino@lemmy.world 19 points 23 hours ago

Never say never!

[–] Im_old@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

you should print the last sentence on the door of every gym. And for slightly different reasons, in all male bathrooms/changing rooms 😄

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (3 children)

In the men's room it should read: "Comparison will get you stabbed. Keep your eyes off my junk" -Confucius

So if a guy looks too much it's time for penetration?

[–] Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 22 hours ago

The photo and this as a subtitle would be golden

Based and dick pilled

[–] Damarus@feddit.org 37 points 1 day ago (2 children)

They just weren't shitposts, which just made it come off as attention seeking to me.

[–] qwertyasdf@lemmy.ml 3 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

I am by no means a expert on the matter but from what I gathered she seems to suffer from HPD. I had a work colleague who would speak very similarly to how she did and make up these wild sex experiences that either did not happen, or were wildly exaggerated

[–] Dicska@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago

I never even assumed their posts were about things that have actually happened. Based on the wildly different kinks, it was rather suspicious to me that those were just lewd fiction.

[–] Speculater@lemmy.world 39 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Not to mention mega thirst trap material. "Love when my man makes me breakfast after fertilizing my eggs."

Casually mentions she's single and 18 in comments looking to travel. You know damn well people were getting cat fished.

[–] some_designer_dude@lemmy.world 2 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Seems like the better options are the cat or fish.

[–] Nutteman@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

A woman is going around a restaurant, running up to patrons, lifting up her skirt and shouting "SUPER PUSSY!!!" When she approaches the last table and does this, an older gentlemen sets his menu down, looks the woman up and down and says, "I think I'll have the soup."