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[–] atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works 43 points 17 hours ago (4 children)

I mean… you should put the lid (not just the seat) down before you flush every time regardless to reduce the airborne particles.

[–] lucullus@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 9 hours ago (3 children)

Out of interesst: Do you then reopen the lid to check for shitstains left in the bowl, that would need cleaning before you leave?

[–] atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 hours ago

Depends on how the movement went, and the sound of the flush.

[–] MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works 5 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (2 children)

This is exactly why someone needs to invent a completely clear glass toilet.

[–] atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works 6 points 5 hours ago (1 children)
[–] MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 hours ago

Add that with these lights and you'll never wonder how your shit looks again.

[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 9 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

The number of people breathing their own aerosolized toilet water is too dam high!

[–] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 6 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Unless you're hermetically sealing your toilet lid with aftermarket parts, this number includes you.

[–] meekah@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

it is greatly reduced, though.

Ah but they're using the old why get vaccinated if you can still get the virus logic. The only logical response is to pound down some lettuce and blast those particles right back at that toilet scum. Ass testosterone checks pronto

[–] remon@ani.social 5 points 13 hours ago

Yes, that's definitely one of the things I should do. One day.

[–] stretch2m@infosec.pub -3 points 11 hours ago

That's not even the reason I do it. The way I see it, we both should have to do seat management before use. If I have to put the seat up, she has to put the lid up. It's only fair.