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[–] OryxAndCake@slrpnk.net 22 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Ugh, I have to share this- how fucking gorgeous is the paint job on this minifig?!

(Not my work, I just think it's cool)

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 8 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Why's the guy riding the motorbike got his gun out? What kind of power does he think he wields compared to the sorcerer behind him casually levitating nukes?

[–] decolo@piefed.social 10 points 5 days ago (1 children)

They may encounter threats that do not merit Mutually Assured Destruction

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 5 points 4 days ago

"Checkpoint, papers please. Yes, I see that you're holding two nukes but I'm more than prepared to go down if you both go down with me."
*officer gets shot*

[–] Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Someone needs to give cover fire while the other places the nukes.

[–] Objection@lemmy.ml 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)
  1. I will provide funding and research to develop tactical and strategic weapons covering a full range of needs so my choices are not limited to "hand to hand combat with swords" and "blow up the planet".

Showing my age with this reference

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 8 points 4 days ago

Brilliant!

I will not make alliances with those more powerful than myself. Such a person would only double-cross me in my moment of glory. I will make alliances with those less powerful than myself. I will then double-cross them in their moment of glory.

Also I'm pretty sure this is day 1 of MBA training

[–] okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago

Holy shit, it looks actually lit. That is insane.