Memes

Um, aktuly, the Billionaires are all Chinese and Muslim Terrorist. And they are the ones coming over the border, via Trende De Agua, with the help of AOC and Hillary Killington, who both got rich smuggling children for Jeffery Epstein. So we have to fight back by passing out AR-15s to the beautiful Christian patroits along the Texas-Mexico border and telling them to fire when you see the whites of their eyes, just like the Founding Fathers told us to.

Because, under Real Capitalism, none of this would be happening. The problem is all the Socialist Fake Capitalism that's been imposed on us by the College Marxists and the Woke Cathedral of Hollywood Sickos. We need a New American Revolution to wash away the wicked. The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown.

Also, I should note, I'm typing this from a McMansion in the Texas hill country while sitting on a cool $50M in SpaceX IPOs. So when we say "Things are bad right now" what I hear is "My neighbors are unseasonably tan and I'm not allowed to sexually assault the house workers with impunity" not "I'm suffering even a modicum of physical discomfort or personal danger."