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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

RULES:

  1. Your post must be a screen capture of a microblog-type post that includes the UI of the site it came from, preferably also including the avatar and username of the original poster. Including relevant comments made to the original post is encouraged.
  2. Your post, included comments, or your title/comment should include some kind of commentary or remark on the subject of the screen capture. Your title must include at least one word relevant to your post.
  3. You are encouraged to provide a link back to the source of your screen capture in the body of your post.
  4. Current politics and news are allowed, but discouraged. There MUST be some kind of human commentary/reaction included (either by the original poster or you). Just news articles or headlines will be deleted.
  5. Doctored posts/images and AI are allowed, but discouraged. You MUST indicate this in your post (even if you didn't originally know). If an image is found to be fabricated or edited in any way and it is not properly labeled, it will be deleted.
  6. Absolutely no NSFL content.
  7. Be nice. Don't take anything personally. Take political debates to the appropriate communities. Take personal disagreements & arguments to private messages.
  8. No advertising, brand promotion, or guerrilla marketing.

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[–] danekrae@lemmy.world 97 points 7 hours ago (4 children)

If you're anxious. just relax.

If you're depressed, just cheer up.

[–] El_Scapacabra@lemmy.zip 1 points 24 minutes ago

Someone literally said this to me once about depression. "That's what I did and it worked for me, so if you're still depressed it's because you're choosing to be."

I almost chose to Jazz-yeet him out of the house.

Anyway, it turned out the main reason for my depression was that I had been surrounded by toxic assholes for too long. Things vastly improved when I chose to change that so I guess it did work in a roundabout way.

If you've broken your leg, just walk it off.

[–] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 13 points 5 hours ago

When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead.

[–] Venator@lemmy.nz 34 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

You're so generous giving out advice like that for free.

[–] Archer@lemmy.world 25 points 6 hours ago (3 children)

Wait until you hear their advice to poor people it’ll blow your mind

[–] huppakee@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago

Do you have advice for porcelain dolls and spoiled princes too?

[–] RQG@lemmy.world 4 points 6 hours ago (1 children)
[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 hours ago

You just have to eat them all, easy.

[–] uderecife@piefed.world 2 points 5 hours ago

It will ~~blow~~ chop off your mind.

(For the sake of consistency)