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[–] darthelmet@lemmy.world 69 points 3 days ago (7 children)

What’s more ‘Murican than not understanding the metric system?

[–] M0oP0o@mander.xyz 30 points 3 days ago (3 children)

They don't understand imperial either though.

[–] Rolive@discuss.tchncs.de 20 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

No it's simple see 16oz is 1.2 flasks which is easy to remember because it's based on King Ralph's favourite cup and Ralph famously died tripping over a cocksnake (unfortunate name but I won't censor history) and what do you trip with? That's right, your feet. And how many feet do you have? Exactly, 2. Hence 1.2 flasks to 1 16oz can.

[–] prime_number_314159@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago (2 children)

That's a ridiculous mischaracterization. The word "Ounce" derives from a word meaning "one twelfth", so just like the inch to the foot, an ounce is either one sixteenth of a queen Anne pound of wine (which is itself based on the Queen Anne gallon of wine, or 231 cubic inches of wine), or one twentieth of an imperial pint, which is an eighth of an imperial gallon, which is ten water pounds.

Flasks are a unit of mercury weight, obviously.

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[–] M137@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

They don't understand insert basically anything either though.

[–] darthelmet@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

Understanding things is COMMUNIST! We have the FREEDUMB to be completely illiterate!

[–] darthelmet@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Tbf does anybody? It's a pretty stupid system.

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Tonnes of engineering white papers showing how much imperial measure errors cost US industry.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 2 points 1 day ago

And what size are those white papers, that's right US letter standard

[–] darthelmet@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Don’t you mean kilograms of white papers? :P

[–] ignominous_wombat@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Metric ton (1000 kg), not imperial/long ton (2240 lbs) or US/short ton (2000 lbs).

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Metric 1000kg is a tonne. There is no metric "ton".

[–] ignominous_wombat@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Both spellings are correct as far as I'm aware. Like how we call it the metric system and not système international d'unités, you can translate terms into your native language if desired.

If you want to be pedantic, do it elsewhere, because I honestly do not give a single shit.

[–] M0oP0o@mander.xyz 6 points 3 days ago (19 children)

I mean, one would hope that a nation would know at least one system. If they tell me one more time "it just makes more sense" about stupid fahrenheit it will be too much.

The freezing and boiling points of MALT does not a good system make!

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

You're just jealous you're not made of malt

[–] M0oP0o@mander.xyz 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Oh then we both have terrible news today....

uh oh. you tell me mine. im pretty stupid

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 1 points 2 days ago (4 children)

It's a better system for weather, but that's about it. 0 is very cold, and 100 is very hot. No decimals needed.

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[–] kamen@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (9 children)

It's not even about the units - a fraction is unitless. 1/3 of something is more than 1/4 of the same something.

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[–] Fmstrat@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

As funny as it is, someone could just as accurately say to you "What's more Lemmy than commenting without understanding?"

This is a marketing statement against the smaller cans of other energy drinks on American shelves next to it. They are well under 500ml, usually closer to 250ml.

Nobody should buy this garbage anyway, but that's just my opinion.

[–] glimse@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

Nooo they can't mean the most famous energy drink in the world with its uniquely small can that shares a shelf with it! They MUST mean the European Monster cans that exist on the other side of the planet!

[–] FistingEnthusiast@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Not understanding anything at all

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