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[–] Dookieman12@piefed.social 53 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

As an IT guy, i feel the opposite. I fixed it in ten minutes because I have ten years of experience. My hourly rate goes up because I spend so little time fixing the problem, if I charged any less, I couldn't earn a living.

[–] Phil_in_here@lemmy.ca 10 points 18 hours ago (3 children)

True, but a photographer has to work with people, which you know damn well is the worst part.

[–] Amnesigenic@lemmy.ml 8 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

IT also has to work with people

[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 5 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (1 children)

Only if they manage to get past my labyrinth of cunning traps and ticketing system auto-emails...

[–] Amnesigenic@lemmy.ml 1 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Some of us have to answer calls

[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 3 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

There's a solution for that:

[–] chunk6235@piefed.social 3 points 17 hours ago

but a photographer has to work with people

Easiest way to tell me you've never worked IT

[–] Samsy@lemmy.ml 1 points 16 hours ago

But you only have to hit their taste of photography. Ask IT people how hard it is to hit the taste of someone who mainly is able to click on iPhone apps and now starts to tell you what db/infra/server structure he/she wants.

[–] Bixcut@lemmy.world 5 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

The story goes:

The huge printing presses of a major Chicago newspaper began malfunctioning on the Saturday before Christmas, putting all the revenue for advertising that was to appear in the Sunday paper in jeopardy. None of the technicians could track down the problem. Finally, a frantic call was made to the retired printer who had worked with these presses for over 40 years. “We’ll pay anything; just come in and fix them,” he was told.

When he arrived, he walked around for a few minutes, surveying the presses; then he approached one of the control panels and opened it. He removed a dime from his pocket, turned a screw 1/4 of a turn, and said, “The presses will now work correctly.” After being profusely thanked, he was told to submit a bill for his work.

The bill arrived a few days later, for $10,000.00! Not wanting to pay such a huge amount for so little work, the printer was told to please itemize his charges, with the hope that he would reduce the amount once he had to identify his services. The revised bill arrived: $1.00 for turning the screw; $9,999.00 for knowing which screw to turn.

[–] thebestaquaman@lemmy.world 2 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (1 children)

Wasn't that Charles Proteus Steinmetz fixing a generator at one of Fords factories? "1 $ for the piece of chalk, 9,999 $ for knowing where to put the mark".

Search for "Ford" on the linked page to see the story as given there :)

[–] Bixcut@lemmy.world 1 points 10 hours ago

The first time I heard it was a VCR repairman turning a screw for $100.