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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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[–] blitzen@lemmy.ca 125 points 21 hours ago (5 children)

I feel like the subtle burn in this is the implication that the undereducated don’t know the difference between melting and thawing.

[–] grue@lemmy.world 12 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

Nevermind that; the real issue is that using hot water to thaw food is dangerous advice because the outside will get warm enough to spoil while the center is still frozen. You're supposed to use cold water to do it, and that water should either be running from a tap or switched out frequently as it warms.

[–] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 39 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

I ~~feel~~ like the subtle burn in this is the implication that the undereducated don’t know the difference between melting and thawing.

[–] blazeknave@lemmy.world 2 points 14 hours ago (1 children)
[–] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 3 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

I like the subtle burn, was just a play on the comment

[–] atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works 16 points 20 hours ago (3 children)

thaw /thô/ intransitive verb

  1. To change from a frozen solid to a liquid by gradual warming

melt /mĕlt/ intransitive verb

  1. To be changed from a solid to a liquid state especially by the application of heat.

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[–] blitzen@lemmy.ca 34 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (3 children)

Sure, that distinction has no difference if we’re talking about water.

But if you put a frozen chicken breast in the refrigerator, it will not be in liquid form the next day. It will simply be “not frozen” any longer.

  1. to become free of the effect (such as stiffness, numbness, or hardness) of cold as a result of exposure to warmth

Or another example. You have a block of frozen cheese. You put it out on the counter for 24 hours. Would you say that cheese is now “melted” and ready to be put on nachos?

[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 30 points 19 hours ago

But if you put your cheese on the counter, it's still yours.

You need someone else's cheese for nacho cheese.

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world -1 points 10 hours ago

Eh. Considering that chicken contains water and other juices that freeze when frozen… it’s both. 🤷‍♂️

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 15 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Thawing doesn't imply changing from a solid to a liquid. It means changing from a frozen solid to a room temperature solid.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 0 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Your source is wrong; thawing is mostly used on foodstuffs, which rarely is a liquid.

[–] atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works 1 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (1 children)

My source is the dictionary…

And you’re telling me you’ve never heard of permafrost thawing? Or the weatherperson talking about the spring thaw?

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 0 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (1 children)

Your dictionary's definition of thawing is still erronous, frozen to liquid is just one case of multiple.

[–] atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works -1 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Who do you think I am? You will need to take your beef up with Noah Webster or the Merriam brothers.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip -1 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

Cool, so those all-knowing guys made an error. Relatable, if you have to explain a 100'000 words.

[–] deacon@lemmy.world 5 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

I would say it’s the centerpiece of the punchline.

But what do I know? I’m a bear and I eat the heads off of fish.

[–] 5318008@lemmy.ml 2 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (1 children)

... Isn't the centerpiece the fact that you SHOULDN'T thaw food in hot water, because of bacteria?

[–] deacon@lemmy.world 1 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

I don’t use TikTok and wasn’t sure if this was real so I just assumed we were talking about submerging packaged frozen food in warm water.

[–] 5318008@lemmy.ml 1 points 13 hours ago

Me neither, but yeah, I'm making the same assumption.

So like, a bag of chicken frozen into a block... Thawing it in hot water WILL make it thaw faster, but it will also make the bacteria grow faster. Don't do that.

[–] Fmstrat@lemmy.world -2 points 18 hours ago (1 children)
[–] blitzen@lemmy.ca 8 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Are you referencing that comment that mirrors mine? “CIA bot” or something. Don’t know what that is, what they’re trying to say, or why it’s being upvoted. It’s not mine.

[–] Fmstrat@lemmy.world 1 points 15 hours ago

Oh yea, that was weird.