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Hope you didn't just get comfortable (lemmy.world)

submitted 4 hours ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/whitepeopletwitter@sh.itjust.works

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[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 29 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (3 children)

Or:

Overnight dishwasher strikes a misaligned pan suddenly
Wind causes collar beam in roof to flex taught creating footstep sounds above
Toilet fan rattles against sudden negative pressure outside
Neighbour lets off firearm indoors
Chunk of render decides to break off and fall through the wall cavity

[–] AyuTsukasa@lemmy.zip 15 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

Toilet fan...?

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 15 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

The vent fan in the bathroom.

[–] _haha_oh_wow_@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 hours ago

Plot twist: It's actually someone who is extremely enthusiastic about toilets and they like to hang out around your house.

[–] kurcatovium@piefed.social 5 points 3 hours ago

Well in case shit hits the fan...

[–] Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world 20 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

I'd still be worried about those last two...

[–] Akasazh@lemmy.world 5 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

One of those isn't the same as the other.

And makes it a purely American anecdote

[–] testaccount789@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 hour ago

Also happened in Slovakia.

One I had recently heard of happened in Čachtice in 2023.
48 year old ex police officer was cleaning a rifle, when it fired, shooting through a window, and killing a 30 year old mother who was in a kitchen of opposing building 120m (394ft) away.
Less than a month ago he received a 2 year prison sentence suspended for 3 years, and a ban on owning and using firearms for 8 years.

Used sources (in Slovak):
Markíza's eport from 2023
RTVS conviction report from 2026

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 2 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

oh not at all this happened in england