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[–] xep@discuss.online 18 points 1 week ago (3 children)

To bee, or not to bee, that is the question.

[–] thenextguy@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Can a bee be said to be or not to be an entire bee, when half the bee is not a bee, due to some ancient injury?

[–] Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe 3 points 1 week ago (2 children)

🎶 Eric the half a beeeee 🎶

[–] thenextguy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

I love this hive employee
Bisected accidentally
One summer afternoon by me
I love him carnally

He loves him carnally

Semi-carnally

The end.

[–] foodandart@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 week ago

Yo ho ho, he he heee...

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

It depends. How many bees are we talking about? One or two?

~I originally replied to the wrong comment. Now I will buzz off in embarrassment.~

[–] Danika7@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)