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[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 8 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Takes off space helmet on alien planet, "the air is fine!"

[–] wuffah@lemmy.world 1 points 43 minutes ago* (last edited 43 minutes ago)

“Oh no! Some of the black liquid got on me. Better get back to the ship.”