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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works

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Anon has seen it all before (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 day ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] aldhissla@piefed.world 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

"Oh no! Something bit me while taking swamp samples from the jungle planet with 0 PPE!"

Bonus: "We're not allowed to treat them, because they're sentient naturalised swamp people now."

[–] wuffah@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

“Let me back on to the ship!”