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I am the eggman. I have a whole egg preparation routine that I can run through before I've even had coffee. Doesn't even have to be exactly the same every time.
My issues generally occur at lunchtime, more often when that time has been pushed back from "regular noon lunch" to 2p or 3p. In a pinch, if there's nobody around to demand instruction from, I can dip into the snack bucket and unwrap something and eat it, which might give me the mental space to figure out what I actually should eat. Kind of like how a fission bomb is used as a detonator for a fusion bomb.
Oh just pack the same lunch every day. Is it enjoyable? No. Did I prefer a peanut butter on whole wheat with an apple to actually having to decide what to eat or dealing with inconvenience in preparing lunch? You cannot understand how much of a game changer this was. No struggle to pack a lunch. If I was busy the night before then I'd just pack an extra in advance (and keep emergency food in my desk).
I'm WFH, no packing required.