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[–] bl4ckp1xx13@lemmy.dbzer0.com 47 points 11 hours ago (5 children)

Laughs in British.

By the time Americans are trying alcohol for the first time, some of us are straight up alcoholics and have been trying to quit for several years.

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 28 points 9 hours ago (3 children)

Weird flex.

You can recover by telling us we're dumb for building houses out of wood, or calling us fat.

[–] AVincentInSpace@pawb.social 4 points 3 hours ago

Ooh! Ooh! Make a school shooter joke! Those are always a hit!

[–] bl4ckp1xx13@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Well yes, there are several other policies and mannerisms of yours besides the 21-year-old MLDA that are quite frankly inscrutable to me.

[–] devfuuu@lemmy.world 2 points 8 hours ago

I see a lot of ridiculouness tv show every day. The american culture like opening cans with their teeth on the side of the can and throwing themselves onto tables and from roofs is completely insane. Nobody even bats an eye.

[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 1 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Is our wooden house situation old-hat now? It seems like the problem is just going to get worse as time goes on

[–] CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (1 children)

Nah dude we should be building heavy stone houses despite one of our coasts being highly prone to earthquakes, the entire middle of our country prone to tornadoes and only a small section of the east coast being suitable for heavy stone houses! We should be willing to be crushed to death in an earthquake or take a fat rock to the head during a tornado so they can’t talk about this anymore!!

[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 1 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

Woah wooden houses are totally resistant to all those situations and even more! I'm certain that's why we build so many and leave them empty across every biome in the country.

!!!!!!!!!! Fuck I forgot to add all these. Just sprinkle em in as you please

[–] protist@retrofed.com 49 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah, we're going to let you have this one

[–] atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 hours ago

IDK, with the amount of drunk driving in the US I’ve always wondered if we shouldn’t flip the two so that people have experience with how alcohol affects them before they have the ability to get behind the wheel of a car.

[–] VonReposti@feddit.dk 13 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Denmark that has been topping the drinking charts among 15-16 year olds almost every year this century:

[–] LittleBorat3@lemmy.world 2 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Its so expensive how can this be?

[–] VonReposti@feddit.dk 2 points 3 hours ago

We got a solution for that: Drink until you forget how much you paid.

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 5 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Some on the continent have been legally drinking since 16, and illegally since earlier than that

[–] cosmos8188@leminal.space 2 points 6 hours ago

Majority is teens; but frankly, there are instances where children drink. At least hard liquor isnt as popular as relatively-low alcohol drinks.

[–] makeshift0546@lemmy.today 6 points 9 hours ago

It's not hard to get liquor as a teen in the US and it's underground. I was drinking too vomiting just about every weekend throughout highschool. I doubt that's going on as much with a 5% lager in a pub, and I don't see clubs tolerating it that much.

I'd be interested in seeing numbers on which produce more alcoholics. Coming from the latter, the former would have been much safer and better overall🤷‍♂️.