Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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I got fired from my job at the Pepsi factory.... (lemmy.world)

submitted 6 days ago by Tugboater203@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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I tested positive for Coke!

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[–] jam12705@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

Its the same over at Coke. I've had crews out there before and even the water had to be coke branded or they wouldn't allow it. Corn Syrup people are nuts...and filthy rich cause they have so many people addicted to corn syrup.