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[–] papalonian@lemmy.world 76 points 1 day ago (2 children)

No, I'm pretty sure that every man who has had sex at least once in their life turned out to be a top bloke

[–] k0e3@lemmy.ca 3 points 13 hours ago

Or bottom bloke

[–] trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)

But can't top blokes be lonely?

[–] Valthorn@feddit.nu 35 points 1 day ago (1 children)

They say it's lonely at the top, bloke.

[–] lath@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That is why most men actually prefer to be on the bottom. Less lonely.