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Anon reads Don Quixote (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 6 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

when i moved to austin and everyone was pronouncing guadalupe "guadaloop" and looking at me funny for pronouncing it guadalupe, i got murder eyes for like a month.

[–] WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I’m going to need reports on how you say Koenig and Mueller too. As you are quite aware, moving to Austin requires multi-factor identification. /s

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

the german way unless it's an american name, in which case i gotta get damn verification

[–] WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

I’m sorry sir, but you’re going to have to move. /s

Kay-nig
Muh-ler
Guada-loop

They’re old codes, but they still check out.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

i did move, i've been back in california for over a decade

i lived in a since-gentrified apartment complex on may-ner down from the amy's

like fuck texas, that one was English

and i refuse to pronounce it Kaynig. Kenig is the furthest i'll go

you have a favorite out in Lockhart?

[–] WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

Thank you for visiting Austin, the live music capital of the world. We apologize if the rest of Texas disturbed you during your stay, and we thank you for your patience with this matter as we are still researching dimensional translocation possibilities. As you are a valued Californian, we would like to ask you to please take 5 minutes out of your day to go online and recall all the robotaxi’s y’all sent us. Keep it weird, and come back soon.

~Come back soon is an invitation for a vacation not to exceed two weeks. Buying real estate to move your podcast offices to is strictly prohibited. Fans of Joe Rogan’s comedy are discouraged to apply.~

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

thanks! it was a delightful stay and too brief, the few years i was there.

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 1 points 5 days ago

Kernig and Myooler. Isn't that how everyone pronounces those?